goKi wrote:Chuck Norris actually made a statement regarding the Chuck Norris facts.
With Conan O'Brien's Chuck Norris lever and the random facts site, Norris' popularity has no doubt sky rocketed. As a fan before these two things, I only hope it continues.
Find me these damn episodes.
you can buy them off here, its the one without the picture...
I already won one off ebay.
"Chuck Norris had a cameo on Sex and the City. He roundhouse kicked all 4 girls in the face, thus giving them the best orgasms of their life. Except for that redhead. She died."
Pryme8 wrote:Jean-Claude Van Damme would kick his ass with his splits of doom~! 😃Andrew Dice Clay knocked Van Damme the fuck out in a nightclub. Chuck Norris is way the hell out of his league.
not when he busts out the splits! every man cringes
"Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't f--k with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf."
"As a teen, Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later, the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history."
"Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month."
"Filming on location for 'Walker: Texas Ranger,' Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck - he taketh away."
"Chuck Norris hates playing 'Rock, Paper, Scissors' because he doesn't believe anything can beat rock. He always chooses rock, and when someone throws paper, Chuck says, 'I win.' If someone is foolish enough to dispute this, he roundhouse kicks them him the face and says, 'I thought your paper would protect you.'"
"The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain."
"Crop circles are Chuck Norris's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down."
indeed.
I saw that today; my sister cracked up. I'd make it an avatar, but we already know about that one.
I seriously think it's my favorite YTMND of them all.
But look at this one:
... Doesn't he look sad in that one? 😮dd: ... Geez. > >.' I don't care how photoshopped it is; it's just ... ... eerie.
Eww. Chuck Norris looks like my uncle.
Chuck Norris is hot. I've been saying that since I was like, 14. I'd hit it.