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Woman Marries a Dolphin

37 replies · 5,817 views · Started 03 January 2006

copsgotguns wrote:if cindy was jewish, he should be able to do his wifes taxes

Oh the hilarity! I marvel at your ability to memorize stereotypes and recall them at appropriate times.

How the hell does a dolphin consent to marriage? I think we're forgetting the more important of the two parties here. There's a highly intelligent mammal, and a deranged control-freak of a human. Clearly, I think it makes the most sense to feel bad for the dolphin who as forced to go through with this. How the fuck does a dolphin say "I do?"

My point is, how is that even verifiable. To the best of my knowledge there exists no standards of communication between humans and dolphins, and no detailed information about whether the fuck they can understand English, or well, Hebrew as the case probably was.

Sute wrote:How is it that you can marry an animal, yet people who're gay can't marry?

Because this is in England.