MERRY CHRISTMAS AGN!!!
Just thought I would wish you all a very merry christmas and now for a smutty little joke...
He laid her on the table, so white, clean and bare,
His forehead wet with beads of sweat, he rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck, then felt her breast, then drooling, felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set, he gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide........ he looked inside, all was dark and murky;
He rubbed his hands, and stretched his arms.........
And then he stuffed the turkey!!
lol, that was awesome. :highfive: Happy Holidays to you all. ^-^
(I say happy holidays not out of this political correctness which appears to be going around, but as a catch-all as it were...)
Holiday plans? :kawaii:
Oh man. I hate turkey.
I guess theres no point in me staying up any later...
Stay up and talk to Jandi for a bit longer then go to bed.
I am gonna moon my dad when he drops my sister off in the afternoon then my sister, mom, and my self are going out to Glitch's to eat. I will prolly get his psycho dog wound up again, that thing is hilarious.
Just turned 12😮o here so that's a Happy birthday to Jesus and a Merry Christmas to the rest of you.
Merry Christmas, and many more.
Please.. let's keep christmas wishes to a single thread.
Merry Christmas, though.
Merged, and merry freaking christmas, faggots.
Damn gecko trying to steal my presents...
Oh My God! Merry Christmas Everyone! I'm not dead and I haven't forgotten you.
I have Beef Jerky so you are all safe.
only 1 hour of xmas left. merry christmas everyone.
Yeah, happy holidays everyone. ^_^' I hope you all had a really great day. ^_^ Hope the gifts, meals, and family time weren't bad either. 😉
First night of Chanukah (However the heck you spell it.) went off without a hitch. Hopefully the same can be said for all the other local holidays as well.
*shrugs*
Merry Christmas, everyone.