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Man accused of shoplifting 342 bras

9 replies · 1,701 views · Started 26 October 2005

i think Breaker's responses are funnier than the article itself :thumbsup:

eh, on-topic i guess, he could have gotten away with it, had it not been for those pesky kids.

Duh...sell 'em 😃.
There's this man that walks around Kings Plaza trying to sell purses that he stole from Bloomingdales.

Machiavelli wrote:Duh...sell 'em 😃.
There's this man that walks around Kings Plaza trying to sell purses that he stole from Bloomingdales.
Yeah, seriously. When you're walking around on the streets of Manhatten, (even the busier ones.) you never really know when one of these table merchants you pass by on the sidewalks will have illegally acquired goods. There's no tag, there's no certification, no brand, ... ... I just stay the heck away from those things.

Not like you can feed your starving family if 9 bras for supper. If you could, ... ... well, that would be a sight in itself now wouldn't it.

I wanted to steal lingere when I was a teenager but now I'm 19 and I forgot to so I can't steal it because I'm not a minor and you know, I don't want to get in trouble ok.