Fetal Steve

This page is truly the meat of fetalsteve.com, ironically making up for Steve's lack thereof. We really weren't planning on these tours when we purchased Steve either. It wasn't like we were scheming, "Hey guys, we should, like, get this fetus and take his picture at various locations all over the town and, like, the country, 'cause that would be, like, sweet and stuff." It was just a fluke. We wanted to play with him. That's all. We paid six hundred bucks for this damn toy, and we wanted to play with him. And before we knew it, we're chatting with some freaky-ass lady in Times Square. We hope you enjoy them as much as we did creating them.

Heh. I'll bet you could do the same with a stuffed toy, or a refrigerator box, or a box of napkins, or a shoehorn. All are just as useless, though Steve seems to be the one to freak people out the most. Any trip you can find an excuse to go on should at least make you happy though, so, enjoy, guys... Steve, ...

Or copies of Mayfair (If you don't know what that is, you're too young to ask). I recall seeing a picture of some mountaineers proudly showing off their copy high up on some mountain. Fighting off the cold, one way or another, I guess.

That is so awesome. I can't even express how cool that is.

that says it all.

Awesome a toy skeliton that travels around the USA! I want a fatel steve 😃