Yeah, that's right. Right now, my pants are around my ankles and I'm droppin' a mean duece while I make this thread.
And when I'm done, I'm gonna turn around and take a picture of my turd and email it to my boss.
Why Paris Hilton and Snoop don't use their Sidekick II's for this purpose, I don't know, but they should.
I have to wipe.
Later.
I take it you dont like teh boss... Let us know how it all goes.. 😉
You shoulda just taken a poop on the hood of his car.
Is the turd floating? If it is not floating than you need more fiber!
Lutraphobiac wrote:Is the turd floating? If it is not floating than you need more fiber!
One time me and my roomate pooped in a box and plqaced it on teh doorsptep of one of our buddies, he wasnt thrilled to receive his package
So wait, you are wiping with the sidekick? That seems both uncomfortable and wasteful.
I saw a show talking about a woman who has dogs go aroung the yard creating waste. She then picks them up, puts them in a bag, and mails them to people who customers want. It's a dirty business but she makes money.
If you wanna get your boss you're supposed to shit in his lunchbox.
Putting his lunchbox directly to your anus. That sounds sexual or something.
Yes, quite often I get aroused at the thought of placing plastic objects in the vicinity of my an--
oh wait that's not right slothman what have you been doing?
You should "Shit in his cereal" ! 😃 (quote from "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back"😉