Freestyle Rap

Okay, here's the idea. Each person says two lines (I'll post three to get us going) with the first line rhyming with the last line of the previous posters. The second line can be anything, but you have to allow people to rhyme with it - no using the word Orange or whatever.

So say the previous poster the following:
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[color=PaleTurquoise]Welcome to the new millenium
Come on in and have a ball[/color]

Then the first line of your two would have to rhyme with the last line of that, which was the 'Come on in' one. You can make the second line connect with the first, or you can change the topic completely. Either's fine. Eventually, we'll have a kick-ass rap. Understand? Right. I'll kick us off then.

I've done nothing right and I've wasted my life
Everything I do just causes more strife
But then I found AGN and I was okay
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