If you didn't know, today is natonal talk like a pirate day. So spread the scurvy love and give your girl some plank while wearing a eye patch and screaming about lost booty.
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html
Below is a picture of the guys that came up with this along with a few other people.
Notice the nice rack on the woman and the creepy ass mother fucker beside her.
Avast, me hearties! 'tis indeed a fine day for such fun! Break out the Grog and let's keelhaul some bilgerats! YAH! 😛irate:
Bullshit.
That's a pic from AGN Convention 2005.
The sword to the landlubber! Aye, he ain't respectin' the rules, he ain't! Gillet his guts and give them to the gulls! YAR!
Be it thys time o' th'year agin? Seems like it were on'y yisterday I be talkin' like thys. Oh, wait, it were. That'd do it, eh?
I'm buying the *Pirattitude* book and offering it to my favorite pirate today.
Post a link to Find Your Inner Pirate, Glitch.
Pirates are gay.
We be loving a fine wench, matey. (No offense meant to the lasses here) To be calling us something we're not is treason! We hang, draw and quarter them! Off with his head! YAR-HA-HAR!
Daarkseid wrote:Pirates are gay.
may the Flying Spaghetti Moster rape you with His Noodly Appendage for defaming His People, the pirates.
Daarkseid wrote:Pirates are gay.
Watch it. I'm a pirate at a Renaissance Festival. And last time I checked, I wasn't gay.
Anyway, cheesey joke that makes the little ones laugh; what's a pirate's favorite root beer?
I'm having trouble finding a woman in the picture, but I think I have ol' creepy narrowed down.
*edited to add pirate talk*
n33d cr4ckz, s3r31z, n w4r3z v0t3 4 my s1t3
Ahoy matey. I don't know a pirate's favourite root beer, me & me crewmates just drink grog! Let us in on your secret, and we shall share our booty with ya! Not too much mind, them wenches ain't cheap.
Daarkseid wrote:Pirates are gay.
Agreed. Ninjas are much cooler. When will we ever have a Talk Like a Ninja Day?
Oh yeah. Never. Ninjas don't talk >_>
Yarhg, seems we be needin' a good ole fashioned duel between th' Pirates n' Ninjas.
Yarr, Pirates win cause Ninjas can't swim.
I just can't get over this
😞 I can't sleep because when I close my eyes I see his face.
Good god! In those close ups, he looks horribly like my dad wearing a silly wig! And the woman on the right looks like my mother without her glasses! This... this is too freaky. I have to go lie down now.
Orion wrote:Watch it. I'm a pirate at a Renaissance Festival. And last time I checked, I wasn't gay.
...but then you're also not really a pirate, are you?
Breaker wrote:...but then you're also not really a pirate, are you?
Fair enough.
OH that key board theplustwo posted is too funny.
I have tears in my eyes.