The Plungrappler
Behold, the second in a series of exciting and upcoming Developments & Innovations in Combat Ki (DICK).
The Advancing Generation of the Ninja (AGN) are proud to present the most recent breakthrough in vertical stealth technology - the Plungrappler.
Getting tired of trying time after time to get your grappling hook in just the right spot? Tired of getting halfway up the side of a virtually unscaleable wall, only to have your grapple hold give out on you? Well here's your answer. This DICK adds powerful suction to a tried and true utility of the AGN. Thanks to Lick It & Stick It Technology�, you will no longer be required to get that hook wrapped around something sturdy before your stealthy ascension. Just kiss that cup and let it suck! Specs include:
- Ergonomic handle for better grip before throwing
- Wide lips to wet for maximum suction
- Full tang hooks for the vertically challenged
- Standard silent nylon rope
After the overwhelmingly successful lanch of the
nunchakatana a few months back, AGN is willing to release this DICK at a discount to the first one million customers.
PM your orders to me and please include what color you prefer your DICK to be.
Until the next DICK is unveiled!!!...
lol, you rock Pee Drizzle.
You have my vote for ninja of the year.
Speaking of ninja of the year, is anyone gonna start the awards this year.
How much is this DICK gonna cost me?
I hope this DICK is better than the last one. My ninjas all practiced using their DICKs against me, but their techniques were pretty flacid.(That, and they couldn't hold on to their DICKS.) If these DICKs are more reliable, Id like them in large quantities.
Drunken Tiger wrote:How much is this DICK gonna cost me?
Nothing for you.
You bear the mistress Alba's avatar.
You must retain your money for acting classes.
Nice. But when are you going to finish those Shurikens that return to you after you've thrown them?
Does this DICK come in different sizes? If so, I want the biggest one you've got, in black. That would be GREAT!
Darth Marsden wrote:Nice. But when are you going to finish those Shurikens that return to you after you've thrown them?
They are currently still under development. Testing of DICKs of that nature that involve aerodynamics and curvature are handled by a separate third-party company and we're currently having trouble with our contracts.
moocow wrote:Does this DICK come in different sizes? If so, I want the biggest one you've got, in black. That would be GREAT!
By default, the black ones are the largest as they require the highest level of skill to properly manipulate and position.
Thank you for your order.