Three More Things

I'd never steal from someone.
I'd never have children.
I'd never stop working hard on things that interest me.

I may never meet my hero.
I may never go into space.
I may never get married.

I'd never turn my back on my country.
I'd never let my family down.
I'd never do unethical things to get ahead in life.

I'll never see my hero again...
I'll never see life the same way again.
I'll never see Led Zeppelin in concert.

I'd never murder someone.
I'd never eat mud.
I'd never be a male stripper.

I may never see a male stripper.
I may never see A Libertarian in office.
I may never see Elvis.

I'd never steal from my job.
I'd never hit my mother.
I'd never do a man made drug (besides alcohol, if that counts).

I may never date another Michigan fan.
I may never meet a celebrity.
I may never drink so much that I pass out somewhere that I don't know, and wake up naked.

I'd never hit strike a female.
I'd never do cocaine off the ass of a 5 year old boy.
I'd never sell my DS.

I may never see Jesus.
I may never see Black Jesus.
I may never see Mexican Jesus.

Masamune wrote:
I may never see Jesus.

Masamune wrote:
I may never see Black Jesus.

Masamune wrote:
I may never see Mexican Jesus.

YOU LOSE MAN! 😃

I'd never purposefully harm someone
I'd never steal from someone
I'd never grow a beard again

I may never see an av as awesome as bel's
I may never find a copy of QFG:anthology
I may never live with someone i know for a while

Beldaran wrote:

YOU LOSE MAN! 😃

Aww double dammit! Where did the last two pics come from though?

I don't know where Black Jesus came from. Just googled it. I just thought the name "Woody Strode" was too funny to ignore, especially in the context of him being a Black Jesus. (?) It looks like some kind of crazy action movie lol

The last picture is THE JESUS! From the movie, The Big Lebowski. It is one of the funniest movies ever made. And just so you know, DONT'T FUCK WITH THE JESUS! (reference to the movie)

I'd never intentionally harm an animal. (Though I love hamburgers :love: )
I'd never hit a woman.
I'd never have sex with a man. (Unless the money was REALLY good.)

I may never see Conan O'Brien. *sigh*
I may never see a person die in front of my eyes.
I may never see my 100th birthday.

[center]Three things I would never do.[/center]

• Take joy in harming another human or animal.
• Hold a grudge.
• Go swimming without swim shoes. ... lol lame.

[center]Three things I might never do.[/center]

• Go skydiving.
• Get Married.
• Have my dreams come true.

I'd never renounce my love for video games.
I'd never beat someone up just because I could.
I'd never steal for no reason.

I may never grow up 😛
I may never find the perfect job
I may never fall in love (sniff)

I'd never not drink.
I'd never not masturbate at innappropriate times.
I'd never get a job.

EDIT: Oops, things I'll never SEE.
Gotta think about this again.

Argh.. Damn you to hell, Beldaran!

I may never get to see/meet Maynard from Tool
I may never see a street performer that doesn't piss me off.
I may never see a cool goth. ;p

I will never:
Kill someone (other than for self defense)
Sell my ass.
Do crystal meth

I may never:
Meet any of you AGNers
Become a pyrotechnician
Get my Murcielago

I'd never stop playing the Metroid games
I'd never stop watching kick-ass anime
I'd never force someone to do what I want them to do

I may never see the end of the Iraqi War(what with the pull out until Iraq can help itself ploy)
I may never see all the naime I ever wanted to see
I may never see my dream of publishing my manga series "Guardian of Destiny"

I'd never Get The Courage To Tell All The People I Care About That I Love Them.
I'd never Reclaim My Innocence.
I'd never Forget.

I may never see True World Peace.
I may never see A Time When People Won't Hate Others Just By The Color Of Their Skin.
I may never see Forgiveness.

I would never kill.
I would never steal.
I would never hit a woman.

I may never see my dreams come true.
I may never travel the world.
I may never become famous.