Think for a second
and then explain what the first three things that you thought about were.
I'll go first.
"My least favorite type of cookie is a ginger snap."
"That's a stupid topic."
"You'd have to be on drugs to think that this is funny."
then
go do some drugs. Marijuana, Cocaine, LSD, Shrooms, K, Narcotic Pharmaceuticals, Mescaline, Methamphetamines, whatever is lying around. If drugs are not readily available, Glue, or magic markers will suffice.
After you've completed your journey (time elapsed:30minutes), re-read this thread, and complete the challenge again. Three thoughts.
"This marker smells funny"
"This marker smells like sour grapes"
"Hey, is this thing edible? ...non toxic... Kickass!"
YOU KNOW, THATS THE KIND OF THING THAT SOMEONE POSTS, THEN SOME STUPID KID ACTUALLY GOES AND DOES IT AND DIES. DIES! AND THEN IT'S ALL OVER THE NEWS. YOU COULD BE ARRESTED YOU FOOL!
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NIGGA STOLE MY BIKE!
Eckels wrote:YOU KNOW, THATS THE KIND OF THING THAT SOMEONE POSTS, THEN SOME STUPID KID ACTUALLY GOES AND DOES IT AND DIES. DIES! AND THEN IT'S ALL OVER THE NEWS. YOU COULD BE ARRESTED YOU FOOL!
...? Is that first part of your post someone else's that you deleted or something?
Hmm... thats pretty funny that people would be so damn gullible and take advice from people who don't give a rat's ass about them, and are only trying to spark conversation or have some fun with dumbasses. Truly despicable, but funny all the same. 😊
I think he may have hit up that marker to hard...
Note that the stoned thoughts are based on your senses and the sober thoughts are not. The milder mind-altering drugs tend to take you into a be-here-now mode where the evidence brought to you by your senses at the moment are more important than concepts and other abstract thought. This is also the goal of meditation and other mystical practices. When you shut down the over-active roof-brain and just be in the present dealing with sensory information, you don't stress yourself out over imaginings. Very relaxing. No wonder the Native American shamans used peyote, etc.
I often prefer my imagination and fantastic fancies to the mundane world around me.
Eckels - Don't double post. Next time edit your first post using the "Edit" button at the bottom left corner.
Starkist wrote:Eckels - Don't double post. Next time edit your first post using the "Edit" button at the bottom left corner.
Ban the Admin! BAN HIM BAN HIM NOW! HAHAHAHQHHQHAHRHAHRHARH!
Actully who the fuck cares? There are always people above the law 😃 and thats the way it should be.
never mind Starkist, he's a fool. He doesn't understand the importance of the double post in this instance. It's imperative!
besides, I outrank him so neener neener.
I'll think, although I don't normally. I'm making a real effort here, you'd better appreciate this, people!
"I can't think of anything."
"Prince of Persia is pretty cool."
"Nope, still can't think of anything."
Yes, those really are the first three things that popped into my head. I'm so boring.
Starkist, don't warn eckels... This is your first warning. Warning Eckels again will result in your ban!
I say we have a good old fashioned necktie party for Starkist.