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The Best of What Earth Has to Offer

21 replies · 3,517 views · Started 29 July 2005

What would you give to someone from another planet if they came to Earth for the first time, something you consider to be the best and want to share?

I would give them this T-shirt. : p

I would give them a computer containing MP3's of my favorite music, some of history's most renowned music (mozart, beethoven, other classics), image files of my favorite works of art, some of history's most renowned works of art, my favorite movies, and my favorite novels.

What could we possibly give them that they don't already have? :shrug: They've got interstellar travel capabilities, and we have ... ... Football, Ice Cream, and a puzzle that feigns pr0n for a few moments. Good for us.

not-pr0n should stump them though. I'd like to see them get past Level 4. XD *lol*

Euthanasia.

Hah hah, just kidding.

I'd just murder them in the most painful savage way I could imagine, then spend the rest of the week eating their remains. Who could pass up the opportunity to eat an extra-terrestrial?

Zelda, the 80's period, and they might take interest in power rangers...

"oh, yeah, we had something like that on our planet, too..."

Tough call, but I think giving them the best of our foods, arts, and music would be the only thing practical. I mean, it would be awesome to give them video games, but they could never play them. They'd need some super battery to last through the cosmos, and the only thing we could produce to give them would totally result in them playing games, high (Eckels is my hero), and having that fucker run out before they got home.

This brings up a good point: If the greatest human art focuses around pictures of humans, would great bug-like alien art focus around pictures of bugs?

Lilith wrote:tentacle rape.

What if they don't have tentacles? What if they are just a bunch of slime?
I would give them a glass of water.
Or maybe that "Rosetta" disk that people are making that has all human languages on it.

On the other hand, I would give them the means to kill us all. Earth doesn't offer much.

I would give them The Fountainhead. I like that book.

And yes, watching them play not pr0n shound be very entertaining.

First. I would be happy that such technology exists then I would shoot them and attempt to use thier spacecraft in such a way as to raise myself into a god so that I could RULE THE KNOWN UNIVERSE!

Either Halo 2 or that new game "Destroy all Humans". I don't think they'd like Halo 2 much due to the fact that it's killing aliens, Destroy all humans might fit their tastes more.

A picture of George Dubya and Tony Blair, both with big red targets over their smug looking faces. Hopefully they'll take the hint, and, once done, I would organise a huge parade in their honor. All hail the aliens!