First off, it's german, proving they are the masters of porn. Second, why am I not surprised that one of the oldest inventions in human history is the dildo? I can see how this went down.
Caveman1: *Grunt* I invented fire. Now we can cook.
Caveman2: *Grunt* I invented the wheel. Now we can pick up chicks.
Cavewoman1: *Snort* Don't bother. I just invented something better than both of those...
"In addition to being a symbolic representation of male genitalia, it was also at times used for knapping flints."
That woman had to be loose after that thing up in there.
Raises eyebrows
Well at least we know now that humans were corrupted by lust long before modern times. :laughing:
What the hell? Find something smooth curvy and long and consider it a dildo. Nice work archeology (sp?) <.<
Linkafier wrote:What the hell? Find something smooth curvy and long and consider it a dildo. Nice work archeology (sp?) <.<
Yeah, that's kind of what I was thinking.
Yeah, and actually, they didn't even find it like that. It was a bunch of fragments they peiced together. Talk about a Fruedian slip! hehe
Jane: "Hey look, a bunch of peices of rock. I bet it used to be a dildo."
Bob: "Got dildos on your mind?"
Jane: "What can I say, Bob? For some reason the sight of you makes me think to myself, 'Dildo'."
Which one is the dildo? The top one, or the bird looking one? :O
>:U