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10 replies · 2,354 views · Started 24 July 2005

carrot red 24 Jul 2005, 20:34

I was looking for mail-order brides and Russian catalogs to pull a prank on someone and I found this.

This is hilarious.
Do the compatibility test, be you male or female, just for the laughs. Read the success story and check the half price ones.

Beldaran 24 Jul 2005, 20:43

carrot red wrote:I was looking for mail-order brides and Russian catalogs

I'm thinking of quoting you out of context in my sig with this. Oh the temptation. :evil:

Linkafier 24 Jul 2005, 20:45

Hahaha, that's great! XD. "Searching for Internet love can be frustrating" - You're right. Send me my man, NOW!

"I have been known to torture small animals" - My god, they have bachelors who like to torture small animals? 😮dd:

carrot red 24 Jul 2005, 20:45

Beldaran wrote:I'm thinking of quoting you out of context in my sig with this. Oh the temptation.

Sure, go ahead. But let me tell you it was fatcatfan's idea, and I wanted to pull a prank on Chris to find him a Russian bride. : p

Oh, and I use a theme where I don't see sigs, so it would be lost on me.

Master Ghaleon 24 Jul 2005, 20:55

You have completed our survey and our proprietary algorithms have determined that you are a very unique and special individual. We have many high quality bachelors and the one that most perfectly aligns with your spiritual and personal values is listed below.

User posted image

German sailor seeks mermaid".. During my long hours out at sea I often wonder if my soulmate is near or far. I have been successful at werk but not in love. Yes, I've had too much schnitzel but I have a sexy attitude and I'm not shy about my body.

:laughing:

fatcatfan 25 Jul 2005, 16:12

carrot red wrote:I was looking for mail-order brides and Russian catalogs to pull a prank on someone and I found this.
Red-haired girls fetch a premium price. If I get behind on the mortgage we might have to take advantage of that. But I don't take Martian currency.

Anyway, I'm afraid to try this link from work.

carrot red 25 Jul 2005, 16:24

Haha, very funny.

Go ahead and click on it, it's a hoax kind of thing safe to be viewed from anywhere. What you'll see in it is funny and you won't find any guys doing any sort of strip-tease, not that *anyone* would have wanted to see them do it.

fatcatfan 25 Jul 2005, 16:47

ok. after seeing MG's image, I wasn't sure. I got the same guy, which I assume everyone who takes the compatability test does.

Is it my imagination, or did one of the guys have antennae? The one with pasty green skin. Caption: "my love is outta this world".

carrot red 25 Jul 2005, 16:58

Yeah, I got him too.

It's your imagination and a sort of wishful thinking maybe. Such guys are priceless. Ask me, I have one.