If this doesn't frighten you, stay away from me. It's like some kind of weird gay hypnotism device. "You WILL want David Hasselhoff's cock. You WILL want David Hasselhoff's cock."
lol ah, the internet. Humanity invents the greatest communications device in history, and what do we get? A hypnotic animation of David Hasselhoff's crotch. Go humans!
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Good god, what the hell is wrong with you?
You have problems when Daarkseid says that.
It is sort of hypnotising.
Oh by the way, thanks for the nightmares -_-
Muhahahaha Muhahahahaha! Muhaha-ouch!
Sorry, I was busy laughing and trying to gouge my eyes out at the same time.
Well, yes, that's gross, but remember girls always wear shirts with text or pictures on their chests, so, in a way, this is only equal, even though it's an ugly guy or whatever you're thinkin'
US - The country of equality, wearing stuff on genetilia 😃
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I saw it, and I think I screamed. My sister turned around, and I think she laughed. I don't remember, because I had my hands over my eyes while trembling in a ball on the floor.
I DO want David Hasselhoff's cock... I DO want David Hasselhoff's cock... *stares* ... arg, damn you Beldaran! that's the third time in a row...
seriously, though, that's really disturbing. whoever made that is obviously not right...
I love his hairy ass <3
Must...watch...baywatch..
*turns into a zombie*
Ugh, for some odd reason I seem to want to wear a speedo.
Is it just me or does the way that image animates make it appear as though his crotch is thrusting towards you in a distinctly sexual way? Purely frightening.
:EDIT:: BAH!!!
ERGH!!!! Who actually spent the time making that loop like that?!?!?!?!??!?
I find myself coming back to this thread over and over again. I'm not gay for teh Hasselhoff, just for everything he represents: kickass sports cars, bouncing boobies in slow motion, and the unconditional devotion of the German people.
mikeron wrote:I find myself coming back to this thread over and over again.
I do too, and i sit there and stare into his crotch thinking that i can see something else appear.
The more I watch him the more I want a speedo with my picture on the crotch.
Daarkseid wrote:Good god, what the hell is wrong with you?
That thing makes me want my own cock.
SUCCESSOR wrote:Is it just me or does the way that image animates make it appear as though his crotch is thrusting towards you in a distinctly sexual way? Purely frightening.
That is so freaking awesome. I Rofffellled.
Scary, but I found that shit funny looking.
When I saw that picture, I yelled "the hell!?!" and then I started laughing. I'd like to avoid meeting whoever made that in a dark alley. ^_^;
Oh man, that is just sick and wrong. Still, I am laughing my head off as I write these words.
I saw that animation a while back and just laughed. A friend saw it and shrugged it off. It's not as much as the picture itself; it's just how you perceive it.
And the hairyness kills me. <_<
Is it wrong that I keep coming back to this thread?
HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA... I have 5 times now.