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What are you worth?

27 replies · 4,236 views · Started 30 June 2005

Have you been thinking about putting yourself up for sale lately? Ever wonder how much money you could get on the open human market? HumanForSale.com will attempt to place a value on your life using a variety of criteria in 4 basic facets of life (physical,mental,lifestyle,personality). This is obviously a very subjective matter and is not intended and does not claim to be scientifically accurate. The more honestly you answer the questions, the more realistic the dollar value returned will be.

Currently over 5.3 million humans for sale!

Find out here.

You are worth exactly $1,810,660.00

$2,386,746

Wow, a completely arbitrary amount based on a survey of random questions that have nothing to do with my real worth.

I'm reminded of a Family Guy quote (from memory):

"Your daughter maybe worth a million dollars to you, but to me, she's worthless!" - Peter Griffin to his father-in-law

This test thing is BS. I'm worth $1,733,978, more than Mr. Cow up there.. and Master Ghaleon.

I was surprised they had CF under family medical histories.

Zelda_Warrior wrote:It asks you how big your penis is...

What does the legnth of your penis have to do with how much you're worth?

You cant have a millimeter peter and expect to be worth much.

$1,116,010

Hey wait, that's like the lowest score here!

I'm more valuable to the human race than all of AGN combined! For one thing if I don't get at least 1 mill, I'll summon demons to scorch the earth.

I knew I should have put at 10 down as my penis size...

$3,276,962

I pretty much rock by now.

Had no clue what to put for the jury thing, so I just put a 10. 😛 Only thing I was not honest on.

Daarkseid wrote:This test thing is BS.

Most, if not all, Internet tests and quizzes are, Daark. We all know it, yet we take them because it's fun and/or weird, depending on the test/quizz.

I think all questions related to matters of *size* make you more valuable, mooie. As in the taller the better.

$1,837,632

I had to guess on alot of things, I haven't done my SATs yet and I didn't have a rating on face they jury and I didn't know what a highschool GPA is.

Just a minute. Does ethnicity have anything to do with your worth?
I can't do the test as I don't do American SATs and the other tests. But this is something that interests me. Why should ethnicity matter to your "worth"?

Carcer wrote:Just a minute. Does ethnicity have anything to do with your worth?
I can't do the test as I don't do American SATs and the other tests. But this is something that interests me. Why should ethnicity matter to your "worth"?

Well if there's less of your ethnicity then you are a commodity and thus, more expensive.

I'm sure this isn't the real reason but it's all I got.