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I am now a priest.

10 replies · 3,565 views · Started 21 June 2005

User posted imagehttp://lancerstfu.tripod.com/priest.jpg (copy and paste)

How fucking cool is that? I can legally officiate at marriages, funerals, confirmations, everything but circumcisions (damn, I was looking forward to that bit.)

http://www.ulc.org

I've been a minister of the Universal Life Church for years. By the way, you have to register it at the courthouse before you can perform marriages, etc.

Wow, this is cool. I'm now ordained too! Finally an excuse to wear one of those cool little collars.

Finally an excuse to wear one of those cool little collars.
That's probably the best reason I've ever heard for wanting to become a priest.

I plan to do it when I'm 18.
Alas, only 11 more months.

Too band you can't perform circumsicions....I've been wanting to get rid of the foreskin they missed for years.

... I'm Shocked.

...

But not that much. User posted image :laughing: This was bound to happen eventually. SOME AGN member would go on to become a priest. Personally though, I had always thought it would be Goat. He's make a great priest.

Enjoy priesthood, Pablo.

Dechipher wrote:I plan to do it when I'm 18.
Alas, only 11 more months.

Too band you can't perform circumsicions....I've been wanting to get rid of the foreskin they missed for years.

Um, you do know how long the recovery period is for that don't you... I mean, you could be waiting weeks for that to heal up and they aren't painless, so I read.

Yay! I am now Reverend David A. Mason. (The "A" stands for awesome"😉 I ordained myself, but arn't you supposed to get a little paper or somethign to show you're ordained? Do you like have to print it out? Or is there no paper and all you have to do is fill in your name?