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Me vs. Kitten

22 replies · 3,565 views · Started 16 June 2005

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Gather one and all for the fight of the century! My kitten and I will square off in a 20 round no-holds-barred cage match. Who will be the victor? That can only be decided at the end. For now, I'll let you guys weigh in. Here's some stats:

Me
Name: Ryan Alexander Mulkerin
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 175lbs
Arm span: 76"
Race: White
Fighting Background: Brown belt in Tae Kwon Doe, fought long 19 year battle with brother

Kitten
Name: Unknown
Height: about 6-7inches
Weight: ~1lb
Front leg span: 10 inches
Race: White/Gray Tiger
Fight Background: Constantly fighting every random thing that he finds including: feet, hands, papers, keyboards, chairs, miscellanious objects on floor, and occasionally air. Fought historic battle with old heavy-weight fighting veteran The Screaming Banshee:

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[center]It truly will be an epic fight! Call your local cable provider for date and time of showing!

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PS: Yes, this is just an excuse to show off the new kitten. :P We got him a couple weeks ago. We don't have a name yet, because my whole family is horrible at coming up with them. I'm thinking about posting a naming thread here. More pictures will be coming later on.

Cats look all cute, then they claw you. Beware of the following: They will grab on to you with their front claws, and bite, then scratch you many times very quickly with their back claws.

Seriously though, I love cats. Nice kitten.

I know exactly what you mean. This kitten spends all his time either attacking things (like me) or sleeping. There's few inbetweens.

Rainman didnt you say you worked out? or was i thinking about someone totally different..

Kitten will kick your ass btw, his arms are bigger

Very cute! Oh, and the kitten is OK too...

Since he's such a fighter, why not name him Ali (alley) Cat?

That cat has such a mean look. It will knock you out in no time and won't have to bite off your ear either. (Don't name him Tyson.)

I'm betting all my money on the cat, and if you're smart, you'll do the same, Rainman. You need it. : p

omg the cats got you tagged, dude. Theres no way you could stand up to such unimaginable might.

Verman wrote:Rainman didnt you say you worked out? or was i thinking about someone totally different..

Kitten will kick your ass btw, his arms are bigger

Lol yeah, I do workout. I haven't in months though and regardless my arms have hardly gotten bigger no matter what I do. :shrug: They are pretty long so I'd have to beef up a lot to show girth there.

That is such a cute kitten.. Throw the fight Rainman.. 😃

All those cute pics make me wanna get a cat.. Too bad my mom hates animal fur.. Makes her go crazy.. -_-''

EDIT: Haha, Rainman has no votes.. The kitten rocks!!!

My bet's on the cat. But so is everyone else's, so it looks like I won't get much.

Name the cat.... I dunno, after the first random object you come across. No, don't do that. He'll end up with a name like cheez-it. Pretty small, why not mini-me?

I vote for the Rainman 😊 Bare your teeth at him... he'll cower in the corner... 😊

name suggestion: Manly or Samson

It is a good way of showing off your cute cat and have yourself beaten. He is adopted by all. The cat will win. Call him Kitten.

I always thought Gaiden was a cool name for a cat, and it'd work better here because he's a ninja kitten.
*shrug*

Name him Squee! OK, sorry, comic nerd moment over (fans of Johnny the Homicidal Maniac will know what I'm talking about). How about... hmm... Stella? Or better yet, Cheeseburger.

Pablo wrote:Name him Squee! OK, sorry, comic nerd moment over (fans of Johnny the Homicidal Maniac will know what I'm talking about). How about... hmm... Stella? Or better yet, Cheeseburger.

The name squee is orginally from the Magic:The Gathering collectible card game, and was later used in the Magic: The Gathering books. Good reads.

Rainman: Cool! Yeah long arms take longer then us short armed dudes haha! I always have respect for anyone who works out because hell your trying to better yourself.

That said, the cat will still kick your ass.