The girl, or the car?

I would knock the bitch out for being on my car.

She looks fat in that picture.

Give me the car so I can sell it, buy a house, and then have all the women I want becuase I OWN MY OWN HOUSE and women are attracted to that.

The car. You can always run her over and have sex with the corpse later.

The car. It won't drink, develop eating disorders, cut itself, or come at me with a knife. Gods, my experience with women is depressing.

The car. I have a girl 😊

Belgarath wrote:She looks fat in that picture.

Give me the car so I can sell it, buy a house, and then have all the women I want becuase I OWN MY OWN HOUSE and women are attracted to that.

No shit? So that's why every homeowner I know is getting laid everyday by models. I can't believe I've overlooked this incredible correlation in our society. And to think how foolish I was for using things like personality and compassion and humor when trying to get a woman to go for me.

Toolie wrote:And to think how foolish I was for using things like personality and compassion and humor when trying to get a woman to go for me.

Yeah. Moron. 😉

"It won't drink, develop eating disorders, cut itself, or come at me with a knife. Gods, my experience with women is depressing."
A girl attacked you with a knife?

"Give me the car so I can sell it, buy a house, and then have all the women I want becuase I OWN MY OWN HOUSE and women are attracted to that."
Women are as impressed with homeowners as they are with a man's pecker; they are not.

I would definately take the car.. Imagine all the fun that i would have at night.. 😃😃

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Its sad i know..

I'll have the car if it comes with girl as standard!

Two things. I'm desperate for sex. I don't need a car.... I take the girl.

What would I do with the girl?!? (I would have added she's not pretty anyway, but you would have said girls are always critical of other girls, so I won't.)

Give me the car and no homeowners, please.

The car, because I think the girl is ugly... 😛 Then I'd sell the car because I think that's ugly too. You can get more out of a car than you can a girl anyway..

Leave it to the girls to be deadly practical. 😛

Is that Britney Murphy? It looks like her. If it is, I'd take the girl.

If i was single I would take the girl. She looks like she needs a good poking 😉

The car, cause I just totaled mine.

"It's the car. Chicks dig the car."

Mercedes, eh? I'd take it.