Ladies and gentlemen, put down your drinks, for you will spit them out your nose. Stretch your stomach muscles, because you will hurt them laughing. Prepare yourself for the funniest thing I have ever seen on the internet, period.
Fuck touristGuy, I give you...TOURETTESGUY
Fucking hilarious...especially the M&M one. "Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls...they are small, and they don't give a shit!"
The site seems to be down.
I just lost half my cinnabon because of those clips. That was fucking hilarious
... Oy. I kinda feel sorry for the guy. Having a problem (mildly related to that) myself, I can sympathize how his life must be.
Though the M&M one was pretty funny. It just didn't seem to fit the situation. He just sat there in bed, complaining, shelling out curse after curse after curse, ... and then proceeded to speak about porcupine testicles. Astounding.
holy shit that is awesome.
30 cases of pickles? WTF?
PISS!!!
ahahaha I about died laughing
"It's what happens when Alex Trebek has a picture of a giraffe in his ass, during an earthquake"
When you've seen one guy spout the devil's language randomly, you've seen 'em all.😛 Crazy stuff.
There's a few great pearls in there:
Ah fuck you! You're grounded!
What for?
Because you don't think that the garbage disposal sounds like Chewbacca taking a shit. That's why. Now go to your room!
...although I must say that the random cursing gets old pretty quick for me.
That guy was doing pretty good until I got to the Customer Inquiry. Now he can go fuck himself. You don't diss The Police.