Jigglysaint wrote:First of all, I live in Canada
Wait a second: In canada the legal age of consent is like 14 years old as per that site I posted a link to. How young is this chick if she is still under the age of consent? And if your not underage then how old are you?!
I am 25 and she's 17
Also, Jigglysaint, don't fuck with the Wiggles avatar. You know it's king.
We all know you want to give it to Wags doggy style, Tool.
Let's watch the personal insults, Jig... I've tried to keep it civil, but there's no reason to blatently start a disruption. This is GD, after all.
If I could throw my own personal view in, as this is what you're asking for in the OP anyway, an eight year difference with a 17 year old girl... uh uh man. That's not right. And even if it works, it's not going to naturally work. When a man is 57 and his wife is 49.. maybe. Not 25 and 17 though. A lot to learn in between those years, especially when she can't even learn at the same rate as you.
Toolie wrote:an eight year difference with a 17 year old girl... uh uh man. That's not right.
True but at least you know she is not underage. Since she *does* learn at a slower pace then you, you may need to have allot of sex with her before she gets the idea on how to do things correctly. If she dumps you be sure to let us know, ok?
Be patient, reward her with a gold star when she gets it right, and don�t forget her helmet.
We're just friends really, but part of me wishes we were together. As for the gold star and helmet crap, well I dunno about the star, but she really doesn't need a helmet. Besides, I think the worst she's got is a hearing problem. Problem is that I find deaf woman sexy.
...? You will never marry.
Jigglysaint wrote:We're just friends really, but part of me wishes we were together. As for the gold star and helmet crap, well I dunno about the star, but she really doesn't need a helmet. Besides, I think the worst she's got is a hearing problem. Problem is that I find deaf woman sexy.
THEN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT INSTEAD OF BITCHING TO US ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU WANT HER.
Gold stars are a reward. They motivate her positively and let her know you care. The helmet is for the wild and crazy sex and to protect her head from the headboard/wall/floor. You have so much to learn but thankfully it seems that Toolie and I have no problem telling you if your fucked up or ignorant. Your welcome.
I want you to call her up TODAY and ask her out. Record the phone conversation if you can so we have proof you did it. Besides, if she dumps you or says no we have proof I was wrong that everybody can have... Its really the best way.