[center]You have two options. You can either look at this picture, laugh, then leave the thread, or you can find out why or how Snail Mail is faster than DSL.
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Read All About It, Folks![/center]
Something else to tide you over:
Download on your head: In contrast to pigeons, (and some ISP providers), snails don�t crap on your head.
EDIT: I am so making this my avatar.
Yeah, a guy in my classes has that as his desktop background. FARK 4 EVER!
I wonder if that's why sending e-mail isn't as instantanious as you would be inclined to believe?
I laughed, I read and now I'm leaving you with this:
Following the breakthrough, here are some newly formulated snails laws:
EmbeddedJanitor laws (thx Slashdot)
IBM snail law : The world will only need five snails.
DEC snail law: : Nobody wants a snail in their home.
Microsoft: The new Longhorned snail is shipping�
spaghetti law (thx Slashdot)
BillG: a 640K snail should be enough for anyone
DavidP
The snail is the network - Sun Microsystems snail law