Okay I'll start out with a story, then you guys add on to it.
Ok here we go:
Link walks into a cave, sees Abei, like usual, goes for the sword and Abei pulls an SMG at him. Abei shoots at him, and Link goes into a matrix style dodging scene. Link jump-kicks Abei and sends him against the wall. I come in and attack the stone wall cause it owes me 20 dollars, ignoring the fight going on behind me. I eat a 3 bean burrito, and I rip one so stinky, it K.O.s both of them. 15 min later, I'm being chased by the both of them, and I see an octorock on the road. I jump it and it shoots them both. What happens next? That depends on what posts come in....
Then you mom smacked you in you face because this topic sucks so much.
(unusual, oh so unusual)
Then we all jump in and start killing you, while you scream in agony, meanwhile, your soul is in the firey pits of hell because you oh-so deserve to live there.
when you get pummeled to death by VT's fangirls, who are angry at you for killing VT
Then we nuke the place and get out just in time. I was meaning for this to be FUN, guys.
And then I go home and start writing a story about what happened. THE END, until . . .
Ganon blows up the moon. and then...
the sun reins. there is no night. so, after no one sleeps for a day...
link gets kidnpped by a revived form of Ana and is tied in a million chains, but then he is placed next to the prison of Zelda and Dala. Then, Ana surveys them, sensing a strange power in princess Zelda, then he starts to drain her power, then Dala casts a spell to release Link, comiting suicide in the process. Then...
(this is a spoiler to the last defiance)
I come in, kick Ganondork's @$$, shoot link and ana, and get zelda a job as a stripper in vegas. Then, after I had gotten in bed with her...
Abei came in and everyone wondered what had heppened to him. Then he proceeded to fire the SMG at Revfan, but...