Darn it!

18 replies · 3,232 views · Started 11 March 2005

Jigglysaint 11 Mar 2005, 03:51

I got the theme song from Full House stuck in my head right about now.

I don't know what's worse, watching a show because somebody you have the hots for is, or because you actually like that show in the first place?

That reminds me, I've been doing quite a bit of emulating my friend lately. It started off in small, harmless things, like professing that some of her favorite things to do are pretty cool, like swimming and bowling. It quickly grew into something worse-liking yogurt. Okay, so now I like yogurt and it's all thanks to my new teenage buddy. But wait! It doesn't end there!

Soon after that, I decided not to eat so much jumk food(which isn't working too well, yet), since she says she doesn't eat a ton of junk. I've been drinking Coke and Dr. Pepper more lately, since they are her favorite soft drinks, and yes, I've even been watching Full House on the Christian network. Like I said, I don't know what's worse, watching it because she does, or because I used to watch it.

The worst, however, is yet to come. I have been finding that since becomming her friend, I've been....wait! I can't say it! It's too horrible to even contemplate.....

I've been losing the desire to play video games and hang out on the internet. I'm still here, so that must mean somthing. Still, video games are boring me now. Even with my great rom hacking skills, I still find games boring. I've actually considered erasing all my roms from my hard drive. I've just...lost it.

What the lesson here? Be careful what chicks you hang out with. They just might make such an impact on your life that you will find that you are changing so fast that you might not even recognize yourself.

Anyway, I'm done here.

{DSG}DarkRaven 11 Mar 2005, 05:13

First off: I hate you. I avoided Full House at all costs, but that theme song sticks in my mind like the modifiable attributes of my beloved <IMG> tag.

Second: I think you'd hear a lot less of everyone on the internet if we could find a girl more genuinely interesting than video games.

Third: I still hate you for number one.

Rainman 11 Mar 2005, 05:15

I prefer the Family Matters theme song. 😃

{DSG}DarkRaven 11 Mar 2005, 05:20

I can't remember the Family Matters theme song, and every day when I wake up, I thank God for repressed memories.

git-r-done 11 Mar 2005, 14:13

i got the andy griffith sonw stuck in my head :banghead:

Jigglysaint 12 Mar 2005, 05:54

git-r-done wrote:i got the andy griffith sonw stuck in my head :banghead:

Nothing worse than getting a song stuck in your head that's nothing but whistling and snapping fingers. It's like they knew I was to be born and did that intentionally to piss me off.

But anyway, I've been known to watching things worse than Full House(like Pokemon, or maybe Care Bears). I'm just concerned that I'm changing too fast and too much.

At least I can say for certain that I hate homework. Seriously, who actually enjoys doing their homework, especially math?

Oh, did I mention she's also a "special student"? Not that it means anything, except that I feel totally beneith her since she can do all sorts of things I can't. Of course she's anything but the kind of person who rubs anything in your face. Heck, she even helped me by tying my shoes when we went bowling(I know, I know). She actually likes calling me. You can't turn a friend down who actually likes having your company.

{DSG}DarkRaven 12 Mar 2005, 17:49

Man, sounds like you've struck oil, Jigs. Can't say I'm not a little jealous... Though the Andy Grifith song is actually kinda catchy, if you ask me.

Now, just to clarify, by special student, you mean special smart, not special slow, right? I used to be in an accelerated program back in fifth and sixth grades, and it's always a hassle to explain to people that I was in a program for smart kids, and not paste eaters.

Jigglysaint 13 Mar 2005, 22:47

{DSG}DarkRaven wrote:Man, sounds like you've struck oil, Jigs. Can't say I'm not a little jealous... Though the Andy Grifith song is actually kinda catchy, if you ask me.
Now, just to clarify, by special student, you mean special smart, not special slow, right? I used to be in an accelerated program back in fifth and sixth grades, and it's always a hassle to explain to people that I was in a program for smart kids, and not paste eaters.

No, I actually do mean special slow. She has a intelectual disability, but not a paste eater(which is actually insulting), plus she's also 17. I wish it were oil, but I'm afraid that while I really like her, there's just too many things off about the situation for me to be anything more than just a good friend.

Glitch 14 Mar 2005, 00:37

A morman watching christian tv?!

Pablo 14 Mar 2005, 00:53

Mormons are christians too, yo.

And Jiggly, I know exactly what you're talking about. My girlfriend has a mild stutter and I've picked it up after spending a lot of time with her. Crazy, yeah, but 'tis true.

Glitch 14 Mar 2005, 01:00

I wonder if I start hanging out with a girl that has teretts (sp) I will start doing it too...

Rijuhn 14 Mar 2005, 01:04

Hmm...I'm too picky to get a girlfriend. It kinda sucks, but at the same time I know I won't be making any fooling mistakes anytime soon until I find someone more my level. :shrugs:

Pablo 14 Mar 2005, 01:41

Glitch wrote:I wonder if I start hanging out with a girl that has teretts (sp) I will start doing it too...

Why do I get the feeling that you already swear a hell of a lot anyway? :P

Jigglysaint 14 Mar 2005, 03:40

It's funny though. Here is a 25 year old loser who plays nothing but video games and goes on the internet, who meets a 17 year old at a youth group he's volenteering at, becomes friends, and suddenly is changing his tastes an attitudes towards things. It's not that she's forcing me to change, or that I want to change to impress her. It's just that for some strange reason, I like who she is, and I want to emulate her as much as I can without crossing the gender boundry.

It's also saddening too. See, I'm a pretty bright guy(surprise there, eh?), yet I've got some problems that interfere with me getting a job and doing well in school. Alone comes a girl who does not have the same blessings that I have, and yet her life is better. It's better because she has good habits. She doesn't eat too much junk food. She is always active. She does her homework(even if it's different than work I would have gotten), and she is just an all-round good person. It is as if her presence is somehow bringing out some hidden quality I didn't know I had.

And the funny thing is that I think I'm helping HER out. She's great, and yet a grim reminder of what I could have been if I didn't have the problems I have.

Oh, and I got a massive boner in church today just by thinking about her.

DsS Game 14 Mar 2005, 03:53

Rainman wrote:I prefer the Family Matters theme song. 😃

Fresh Prince pwns it for free.

Rijuhn 15 Mar 2005, 02:46

Jigglysaint wrote:Oh, and I got a massive boner in church today just by thinking about her.

Dude, you're totally going to hell unless you repent of that sin and offer a burnt sacrifice to the Lord. 😃

But seriously, you didn't need to tell us that, even if it was true. That's something that happens to all men at some of the most random times, but for a 25 year old to think of an underage girl and get an erection of all things in a CHURCH, I mean talk about setting yourself up for humiliation and harrassment.

Verman 15 Mar 2005, 20:21

Jigglysaint wrote:
Oh, and I got a massive boner in church today just by thinking about her.

Um...your giving yourself alot of credit are you not? Shouldnt it read like:

Jigglysaint wrote:
Oh, and I got a wee lil' boner in church today just by thinking about her and some kraft cheese singles.

That would probably be more like it.

17 is underage??? I think its 14 here.

Jigglysaint 15 Mar 2005, 20:46

Verman wrote:Um...your giving yourself alot of credit are you not? Shouldnt it read like:
That would probably be more like it.
17 is underage??? I think its 14 here.

Of course! How can I forget the Kraft Singles! Yeah, pretty much all I though of during church is the two of us hugging and eating a ton of Kraft Singles. I'm a pretty simple guy to turn on, and yet complikated at the same time.

{DSG}DarkRaven 16 Mar 2005, 00:13

Jigglysaint wrote:It's funny though. Here is a 25 year old loser who plays nothing but video games and goes on the internet, who meets a 17 year old at a youth group he's volenteering at, becomes friends, and suddenly is changing his tastes an attitudes towards things. It's not that she's forcing me to change, or that I want to change to impress her. It's just that for some strange reason, I like who she is, and I want to emulate her as much as I can without crossing the gender boundry.
It's also saddening too. See, I'm a pretty bright guy(surprise there, eh?), yet I've got some problems that interfere with me getting a job and doing well in school. Alone comes a girl who does not have the same blessings that I have, and yet her life is better. It's better because she has good habits. She doesn't eat too much junk food. She is always active. She does her homework(even if it's different than work I would have gotten), and she is just an all-round good person. It is as if her presence is somehow bringing out some hidden quality I didn't know I had.
And the funny thing is that I think I'm helping HER out. She's great, and yet a grim reminder of what I could have been if I didn't have the problems I have.
Oh, and I got a massive boner in church today just by thinking about her.

You know, you were starting to make the situation sound pretty decent, until that last line... 😮dd:

17 isn't underaged, per se, but it's quite a bit younger than 25. Are you a leader in the youth group, or does the age limit fall higher than at my church?