|-|0\/\/ 70 1337 -- A primer by Microsoft

wow... that's hilarious. Microsoft making a "1337" translation page is definitley something I never expected. but, what about 'soxorz', or 'sux'? I guess they're not used very much...

it's a good guide for parents without a clue, I'll gave them that

I'd never seen sploitz used before reading that.

The section on software piracy doesn't show microsoft's real intentions at all for making this page 😉

Thunderbird wrote:I'd never seen sploitz used before reading that.

Mistakes are often uncorrected. Common typing misspellings (or typos) such as "teh" instead of "the" are left uncorrected and may be adopted to replace the correct spelling.

Thus, the word "ham" could be written as "|-|4/\/\."

AtmaWeapon wrote:http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/children/kidtalk.mspx

Man oh man. It's actually well done, aside from the fact that they assume "pwn" could indicate your child is a bully.

Yea, they should replace bully with asshole.

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I can really say, it was interesting to see Micro$oft adding some introspection into the minds of totally random demon-like people.

Britannianhero4 wrote:I can really say, it was interesting to see Micro$oft adding some introspection into the minds of totally random demon-like people.

Warning: If your child speaks "1337" he may be mentally retarded

That is really all they need to know.

Oh how I loath internet speech....