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17 replies · 3,151 views · Started 15 February 2005

I have a friend who is a very accomplished painter. The only problem is, his only regular client is this snobby, ignorant, rich woman in SoCal who is the only person who requisitions paintings from him on a regular basis. So, to even come close to making a living as an artist, he pretty much has to take all of her requisitions. Last Christmas, she actually had him paint all of her dogs, in uniforms, just like these crappy Photoshops. Only oil paintings. He charged her $400 bucks a painting, just to spite her.

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Haha, I like the "Pet Head Goes Here" picture. I think that's going to be my new desktop wallpaper.

Eckels, I have three questions...

1. How the hell did you find this?

2. Are you a closet furry?

3. How stoned were you when you found this?

Someone is getting paid $20.00 dollars for 2 min of photoshop work. That is genius.

That reminds me of hat website where you could buy a picture of Jesus looking upon you pet in a heavenly environment.... It was atrocious and I laughed.

Jigglysaint wrote:Our society has gone to the dogs...

you mean the brigadier generals, right?

that's just sad. why any one would want a picture of a cat wearing a uniform is beyond me

/me gets two pics of his bunnies in the first two uniforms

Imagine: your dog, cat, or other pet in full military regalia. I make this fantasy a reality.

Fantasy? Wow. Some people have messed up fantasies.

Lutraphobiac wrote:Someone is getting paid $20.00 dollars for 2 min of photoshop work. That is genius.

That reminds me of hat website where you could buy a picture of Jesus looking upon you pet in a heavenly environment.... It was atrocious and I laughed.

Just remember that if this dumbass gets money from this, there are more dumbasses that are paying for it 😃

why pay someone to do what I can for free on my own pc? sure they have a more professional look, but mine would have more :kawaii: in it! :kitty:

PolygonX8 wrote:That's when you know somebody is desperate for money.

or desperate to piss it away.

mrz84 wrote:sure they have a more professional look
Hahahahaaaahahaaaaa what? You're kidding, right? This is the ghettoiest Photoshop scam I've seen yet.

I should send in this pic to the dog uniform guy...

User posted image
(Yes, I made this in Photoshop. Click for bigger.)

Is not a commerical sociaty great.
As George Carlin said,"If you nail togather two things never nailed togather before, some dumb sumck will buy it from you".