^ Is spending the night in the Sultan's harem surrounded by *insert number here* mermaids.
Tell A Lie About The Person Above You
^ has spontaneously combusted.
*Mermaids? Dammit, they only have one hole, and it's the worst one!
^ Is not already picturing ^' self guest of the above mentioned Sultan.
...eww!
^ has a very boring sense of humour, and should not be locked up for it.
^ Has left ^'s location space blank because ^ lives at the bottom of the sea.
^ is... flexible. 
^ Is not walking on thin ice and might be very cold all of a sudden.
^ is a big fan of Pokemon.
^ Stars in Pokemon: The Movie.
It's a living.
^ is an underwater sea creature who lives in a tank.
Will not have to pay for his mistakes. 😛
Is against the use of smileys in ^'s posts.
^ is not about to be raspberried
^ Will not be seriously harmed if ^ keeps it up. :sb:
^ is slowly turning into a cute little puppy. The Andrex puppy, to be exact.
^ Is not going on vacation tomorrow.
^ will not be interested in seeing the holiday photos.
Isn't right about that. : p
(Have fun, you hear?)
has taken another vacation and will be back in a month.
^ Is holding DM's hand in Disneyland.
is not a witch
^ is not trying to put out his burning hair.
Ooo, it feels good to be back!
feels terrible to be back
^ needs to remember his hair is still on fire... :sly:
^ Didn't come back in a great mood.
^ doesn't like anybody on the forums and is a miserable old woman who lives in a shoe...
^ Isn't in the process of getting turned into a painfully ugly green thingy.
Ah, you mean my cut.
^ has just been swimming and her clothes have turned see-through. 😱
is not a peeping tom