OK, so me and my buddies are hanging out drinking, and we decide to wear halloween costumes. Nate was a giant beer, and I was a priest with a pulsating boner. There were a few masks floating around like a Michael Myers mask, and a Ronald Reagan one. And we killed a squirrel and played with it 😃
Come! Party with me!
OMFG. That is some funny ass shit.
Hahaha I hate squirrels but that's fucked up.
Squirrels shouldn't smoke. It turns their lungs black and then goat kills them and strings them up and makes them look cool like all squirrels should look, but not as bloody and upside down. :shakeno:
.. Damn, goat. ... "Tasty" is my favorite image, because it looks like you just completely forgot about the squirrel hanging above you. 😛 :laughing: ...
How the heck did you catch/kill that squirrel anyway? 😮dd: They're very hard to catch! :-/ ... Except in Queens, NY, where you can just step on them and they don't seem to care. ( I nearly mean that literally too.)
Britannianhero4 wrote:How the heck did you catch/kill that squirrel anyway? 😮dd: They're very hard to catch!
My buddy Cutter has been hunting for 15+ years. He can hit and kill anything.
[QUOTE=John, Nate, & Moats]live long and prosper[/QUOTE]John: Indeed.
I've played with a dead squirrel before. Someone I knew used to have one in their freezer, and he had a party one time, and I took it out of the freezer so it could join the party. Some people where jumping on it, showing it to the pet ferrets, and later on someone threw it and it hit someone in the head, and then it went back in the freezer.
Well, the only dead animal I've ever played with was a dead bird I found on the ground at a park. When you stepped on it, it squeaked. Eventually, it stopped squeaking. I never stepped on another dead animal again.
1) So Cutter just shot this squirrel, at random? 😮dd: ... Geez. Glad you enjoyed it.
2) Moral = Dead Squirrels, contrary to popular belief ARE playthings? 😕 ... Awesome.
Britannianhero4 wrote:Well, the only dead animal I've ever played with was a dead bird I found on the ground at a park.I always play with my food.
LMAO... that was the best picture. There's something funny about Ronald Reagan dressed as a giant beer.
Goat wrote:Nate as Reagan
Lol, saved to harddrive.
Me and my buddy Nate were walkin around his apartment complex yesterday, and he points out thsi fat little squirrel just staring at us, staring at us! liek he knew! we started to feel really guilty and ran back to his palce and started drinking again.
[font=courier]... ... I definitely need to buy a squirrel. [/font]
Yeah, they know, Goat. They know. It's like when I was walking around in the College Campus, and there are squirrels freaking everywhere! They're all in the grass and stuff, looking for nuts and things. They just ignore people. They walk between your legs for goodness sake. They just don't care!
That, of course, makes it that much easier to step on them if you're not paying attention. Does anyone remember the episode of Seinfeld where George accidentally runs over a Pigeon in his car? It just didn't move! George went on and on about how "We had a Deal!!!" ... That's pretty much how it is up here.
So.. long(er) story short, squirrels at Queens College now run away from me, and only me. (The following sentence is true, by the way.) They even jump in the water to get away from me.
The Pigeons are unnaffected though.
So, you kill squirrels and hang them up on your walls...
Lifelong hobby??? Free Time???