Odessa, Nebraska is about to get owned.
By a bunch of really super pissed ninjas.
Ninjas here. (In case you've been living under an internet rock... or in Odessa.)
REAL Ultimate Power! - Banned?
I wanna cut someone's head off now...
*pulls out his katana*
OMG!!!! The dog bit the baby's lip! Let's get out and ban a ninja book!
...Hey, at least the kids and the dog didn't flip out.
"We live in a respectable town. We don't need kids bringing garbage into the school. If I had more energy, I'd burn that young man's face," said Reming.
Irony. 🙄
God Damn that pisses me off. Sure, it's the books fault the the boys exciting the dog to such a state that it bit the kid.
some kids were acting retarded - causing a dog to bite a baby's lip. so it's obvious it's this book's fault.
or perhaps... the dog read REAL ultimate power and the book instructed it to freak out bite the baby's lip.
No, it's obviously the kids' fault. They should've been acting like that.
Besides, A dog just bit a baby's lip. It's not like the lip was torn off or the baby was killed, right? Why haven't they banned guns or cigarettes or knives?
Glitch wrote:I wanna cut someone's head off now...*pulls out his katana*
Katanas are for samurai, duh. Ninjas use shuriken and kunai. Then again, the only things I know about ninjas comes from Naruto :tongue: .
Seriously though, this is just another case of censorship gone bad. Robert Hamburger didn't bite the kids lip (it'd be really creepy if he did).
Too bad that even the Farkers had enough sense to detect that bol.ucla.edu is not an MSNBC server, and that all the links save for the MSNBC one are dead. Seems to me someone just took the MSNBC template and made their own news.
LOL
wish I could fake news that well.
LOL funniest thing i read all day
I read about that book and the banning a few days ago. I want to pick up a copy of the book, because i'm sure it would be as good a laugh as the site itself. Anyone who takes that book seriously is a fucking moron.
Wait, obviously it isn't really msnbc because none of the links work, but is the story actually true?
The fucking story isn't real. Gah. The fact that some of you didn't pickup on that by just reading the article is alarming enough.
OMG OMG The dog bit the baby's lip. WOW. That is just a chain reaction that prolly has nothing to do with that stupid book.
I just had to say something even if it is fake.
Reading the article, they say the baby hates the book...
The baby doesn't know what the hell a ninja even is, so if that baby hates the book, bite my ass. -_-
Breaker wrote:The fucking story isn't real. Gah. The fact that some of you didn't pickup on that by just reading the article is alarming enough.
Baby Ryan hates you. I hate you.
I will burn your face with my energy.
Heh, I didn't read the whole article. I remember thinking that there is no way that this is real, but I posted my reply anyway. :shrug: