Ralph Quotes

*Ralph sticks a penny up his nose* Yay! Im rich....owie....

Thats not the best one but I cant seem to think of any more at this time.

*The superintendent of the schools walks up*

"Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"
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*Ralph falls down while carrying Star Wars action figures*

"I bent my wookie!"

:laughing:

EDIT: Fixed a small error. I didn't remember the full line correctly.

Here's another one: *Mrs. Hoover hands Ralph his report card* me fail english? That's umposible!

"My cat's breath smells like cat food"

*takes a bite of tomacco, spits it out* "This tastes like grandma!"
*his father (chief Wiggum) takes a bite of tomacco, spits it out* "You're right! That does taste like grandma!"

"Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!"

Oh, and he bent the wookie, Yoshi. Bent.

*In the episode where all the characters are animals, Ralph's a peacock, spreads his feathers:
"I'm a dog!"

*Ralph faces a wolf
"Will you be my mommy?"
*Wolf picks him up in its mouth
"You smell like dead rabbits!"

Can't think of any better ones right now...

"This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go into the deep end. That's where I saw the lepricaun. He tells me to burn things."

"The doctor said my nose would stop bleeding if I just kept my finger outta there" 😃

"Hello Lisa, tomorrow we find out what 7+2 is!"

"Mrs. Hoover, I'm not allowed to use safety scissors."*kids laugh*
Mrs. Hoover: "The kids have a right to laugh at you Ralp, theese things couldn't cut through butter"

"Mrs. Hoover, I don't have my red crayon any more."
"What did you do with it now Ralph?"
"I ate it."

Ah, I remembered another one (I'm not sure if it's word for word, though):

"Principal Skinner and Mrs. Crabapple where in the closet making babies, and I saw one of the babies, and it looked at me."

Ralph: "Daddy, I'm scared. Too scared to even wet my pants."
Chief Wiggum: "Just relax and it'll come, son."

I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.

And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life.

That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things!

I know there is one with Miss Hoover, but I can't remember it right now.

[center]*The superintendent of the schools walks up*

"Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"[/center]

Ralph: I ated the purple berries!
Bart: How are they, Ralph? Good?
Ralph: They taste like... burning...

Yoshiman wrote:Ah, I remembered another one (I'm not sure if it's word for word, though):

"Principal Skinner and Mrs. Crabapple where in the closet making babies, and I saw one of the babies, and it looked at me."