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My thoughts on possessed cans.

13 replies · 2,636 views · Started 08 May 2004

Okay guys I saw an auction on eBay for a possessed coke can and thought that it looked quite fake so I thought I should test my own theorems at making a possessed coke can to see what I could find out.

Okay first I tried throwing the can up in the air really high and watching it explode when it hit the driveway.

This was fun to watch but I think that at the time the can hit the driveway SOME EVIL SPIRIT ESCAPED which caused the can to explode WITHOUT BREAKING THE POP TAB and as we all know a can cannot open without the top being popped.

I took some crappy pictures with a webcam wich PROVE CONCLUSIVELY that it was an evil spirit. They are tagged to prevent people from using my images to sell other OBVIOUSLY FAKE cans on eBay.

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Okay this is a picture of the can from the side you can see that the pop tab REMAINS UNBROKEN so it was not touched by human hands except when I threw it in the air.

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In this picture I layed the can down on it's side so you could see that the demons actually turned the can into a DIET COKE can because seriously what sort of human would ever PAY for DIET COKE surely I do not know.

Alright that is my story so if you want this excellent collectors item it is http://search.ebay.com/prank-apple_W0QQhtZ1.

By the way please BID SERIOUSLY because I am really selling this item.

Those are very interesting pictures there. Umm, I was just thinking that..maybe people that buy Diet Coke are...well this is a wild guess but...on a diet? Anyway, great work there. lmao.

why arent you on aim, you bad person? get on aim... btw, your can sucks... =o

edit, talking to tpt... you other people just HAD to post, didnt you?

I feel like I'm posessed when I just LOOK at the pictures! that's some evil crap you got there 😃

My cans are more possessed but I cannot post pictures until tomorrow because they are only evil after noon on even numbered days. I will have undisputable proof then I promise.

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aces2022 wrote:You don't have many thoughts do you?

ZING! Burn dude, hopefully you don't get in trouble for flaming!

lol, its called a soda bomb. I used to make them when i was like 7. It doesnt take a genius to know that a can will explode if the carbonation fills the can with too much fizz and it hits a wall or a tree, or the ground at a great force.

Samson007 wrote:lol, its called a soda bomb. I used to make them when i was like 7. It doesnt take a genius to know that a can will explode if the carbonation fills the can with too much fizz and it hits a wall or a tree, or the ground at a great force.

I just reported you to the Department of Homeland Security for terrorism. They said they were sending some guys with a hood and a digital camera just for you. 😊