Touch down bitches!
The Avatar Above You
Isn't it messed up that he even had everyday items with him, yet he still insists on putting the word "Bat" in front of the items' names?
^^^(aegix Sees sephiroth) "oh..crap" (checks if Sephiroth is insane or not. If no, ask for autograph. If yes, RUNS LIKE THE WIIIIIIIIIND!!!!!)
"No! Stay away! Don't touch me!"
Micheal Jackson in his later years. He has no face at this point.
Why don't you take off your hat?
"Because then I would have a head"
WTF?
^^^"why do I wear a mask? because everyone would laugh if they knew who I really was!"
Wait... The blade of my sword is gone!
^^^"how should I kill you? a slash attack? ice3? or how about I set fire to your hometown?"
KOFF! Gas... attack! KOFF!
Two words: PLASTIC SURGERY.
Two words : HAIR GEL.
Dude... Get a face-lift... You need one...
"I do NOT dye my hair."
Look at the pretty mushroom...
AHHHHHH!!!!
What the heck is that?!
"Yes, I do spend a lot of time on my facial hair... why?"
How long has it been since these robes were last washed?
"About two years, Bird Brain."
I'm very angry with you, grrrrrrr.
"Now, where did I put my Bat-Newbie Repellant?"
Dude... go see a doctor about those eyes...
^^^How do you get your hair like that?
Procratinator's creed? I know the guy who wrote it. he's one of my high school buddies. he procratinated on everything, and was always late. examples: i invite him to my b-day barty an hour before everyone else, he still shows up an hour late. I give him ff7 as a gift, three years later he still hasn't installed it. there's a bigass group project due, he only starts working on it two days before the due date (and all his info sucked crap, I ended up doing 90% of the work)
So yeah, I know the guy who wrote the creed.
"Oh god... my eyes! It BURNS!!!"
Dude, that's some pink eye.
That lanturn must burn out sometime...
Now my hair almost matches my eyes.
Should we tell Link that someone's about to ambush him from behind?
Should we tell the mushroom that someone is about to jump on him?
"Starlight, star bright..."