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The Avatar Above You

3448 replies · 385,512 views · Started 29 April 2004

^ Oh, so that barber show where I got my hair done was on the "don't go to" list. No wonder.

^^I'm just an all-American kid, with a baseball cap, a yo-yo, a striped shirt, suspenders, and....creepy eyes...

^ Wait, that fashion store was also on the "don't go to" list? Dang, I should have read this book earlier.

Amaster42 wrote:^^I'm just an all-American kid, with a baseball cap, a yo-yo, a striped shirt, suspenders, and....creepy eyes...

You know, Nintendo did think Ness was like a typical American kid. Does this mean they thought the typical American kid could summon fire and lightning?

^ "Let's see, today's horiscope says, 'you will have a very bad hair day.' Well that explains it."

^ I wonder if he could fit a third ball into his mouth. That would be a funny avatar. :tongue:

Ness shows no fear when confornting the greatest of foes...

But he'll get petrified if a new age hippy brushes his teeth all shiny right in front of him...

^ I see a vase in the backround. Wow, I'm running out of ways to describe your avatar.

^ Looks exactly like a early 90's video game star that uses YoYos and Baseball bats as weapons against hippies and piles of vomit with sentience, but what do I know?