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Ganonator 13 Apr 2004, 23:41

This is not what you think it is. Well, maybe. Depends if you are a sicko or not 😃

It was 3am last night, and I wanted to make some scrambled eggs. I put the first one in, and everything's great. I crack the second one, and the 'white' part was green. wtf...
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You can clearly tell which one was the bad one 😞

anybody else have nasty food stories?

Dechipher 13 Apr 2004, 23:45

That's pretty sick, dude. Did you eat it?

Ganonator 13 Apr 2004, 23:49

Dechipher wrote:That's pretty sick, dude. Did you eat it?

I dumped them out, washed the pan, and grabbed some more out of the fridge... I wasn't planning to enjoy them with a fox, or on a box, or on a boat with a goat.

Dechipher 13 Apr 2004, 23:51

I couldn't eat eggs after seeing that. Aside from the fact that I cant' stand them anyway. One time, my grandma and I were at Braums and she ordered a chicken fried steak, but appparently they didn't cook it long enough. It was still raw on the inside.

Master Ghaleon 13 Apr 2004, 23:58

Must of been an old egg in the bunch :P yucky

Rainman 14 Apr 2004, 00:12

I'd check your ham if I were you. 😉

aces2022 14 Apr 2004, 00:27

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: FUCK DR. SEUSS :laughing: :laughing: I don't know why i just think that is really funny. :laughing:

I can almost see you in the yolk. That is cool.

moocow 14 Apr 2004, 00:31

Yummy, green eggs. 😉

Starkist 14 Apr 2004, 00:34

I once cracked open an egg to find a chicken fetus inside. Yum.

Gerudo 14 Apr 2004, 03:34

Ganonator wrote:I wasn't planning to enjoy them with a fox, or on a box, or on a boat with a goat.

im sure Foxy and Goat would love to have eggs for breakfast with you 😉

Hessian 14 Apr 2004, 03:39

Starkist wrote:I once cracked open an egg to find a chicken fetus inside. Yum.

Fire that grill up! Chicken fetuses are the best! They taste just like chicken.

cyberkitten 14 Apr 2004, 17:57

so the moral of the story is.....don't eat eggs at russ's house?

Archibaldo 14 Apr 2004, 18:02

Mmmm green eggs all you need now is the ham. Then if your name is Sam you could say: Sam I am, I ate green eggs and ham! BTW in the story is the ham green cause it only says green eggs but nothing about the ham. Any way mabey it was a cholesterol free egg i know the shells of those eggs are green but im not sure of the yolk. did you eat the eggs?

Fiyerstorm 14 Apr 2004, 18:29

cyberkitten wrote:so the moral of the story is.....don't eat eggs at russ's house?

Either that or throw eggs at Russ's house. ^_^