Post stupid quotes.

if you want good, laughable quotes:

http://www.bash.org/ or http://www.phrise.com/

(@Brant) I'm such a fucking moron sometimes
(@Brant) I was just listening to one of my band's songs
(@Brant) and I was like "Wow I like this song I should try to learn the guitar part" and picked up my guitar
(@Brant) then realized
(@Brant) :|

The stupidity never ends around here:

Kevin: "There are papers all over the floor. That's seemingly ironic. "

later on
Kevin: "How did the papers get there?"
Me: "After they get read, we put them on the couch. People sit on the couch, and put the papers on the floor. As people walk on them, they seperate, and that's how they get on the floor"
Kevin: "Wow, Russ, you should be an urban planner or something!"

in SOS 150 today

Dr. Page: "and the city of Sao Paolo grew to 8 million from 1980 to today."
me: "what was the size of that city in 1980?"
Dr. Page: (ponders for a minute)"about 80% of what it is today"
me: "That doesn't seem like a very big growth at all!"
Dr. Page: "Well, it was only 600,000 or so total in 1980"

A girl in my G�ographie Canadien.

Where's China?
What's a continent?
What's Londres?
Where's London?

She is, how shall I say this, stupid. And there's a lot more, but I forget them as of right now. :\

One night when our electricity was out:

Mom: "Hey LeAnndra, turn the tv on..."
LeAnndra: *walks over to the tv and pushes the button.* "Mom, it won't work!" *pushes the button 483 times* "Mom!!!!!" *starts to cry* "I BROKE IT!"
Mom: "LeAnndra, the electricity is off."
LeAnndra: "Oh."

My sister is very blonde.

Lord Brocktree (IRL) wrote:I do to know what a testicle is, and I have one!

Quoted duting an argument with Lord Brocktree, at ICH's house.

Adam, my english Prof: American movies have been dumbed down to a stupid audience anymore.
Kevin: Whatever, man, i totally disagree. They are made for people like me.

uhh To eat or not to eat - homer
Kiss my shiny metal ass - bender
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Ganonator wrote:Post stupid quotes.

Starkist wrote:..........

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Why is the alphabet in that order?

<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> ...

(cleverly censored)
docsigma2000: jesus christ man
docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
c8info: Why?
docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in MARMADUKE EUROPE
docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
docsigma2000: our MARMADUKEing phone bill is gonna be nuts
c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! MARMADUKE MARMADUKE MARMADUKE
docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.
docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.
** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)

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Atma: chatlog, didn't read.

Ok guys I think there is a problem here. The title is "Post stupid quotes". Not "post funny quotes". In case this is too difficult I will give you these handy dandy examples:

Stupid quote:
"I'm taking exploring physics as a Science class. It has significantly less math, which is why I am taking it. Our class is based on finding out.. instead of why physics works, but merely that it works. It's so annoying."

Funny quote:
""When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes.
When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours.
That's relativity."
- Albert Einstein

See? One was stupid, the other was insightful and funny.

This thread is now about grandmas.

"this is not a quote"

"Did Edgar Allen Poe invent the poem?" - A girl in my English class (attractive but dumb as a brick).

"I misunderestimated him"-George Bush (I think thats how it goes.)