You may all be familiar with the Cybernetic Ghost. If you're not, its a robotic "ghost" from Aqua Teen Hunger Force that seems to tell random stories. Well, I've got an idea. Why not everyone tell a random, idiotic story, that relates chiefly to time and wierd happenstances, and justifies some fact in modern life? That could be interesting.
Story format, with example:
Part 1:
Thousands of years ago... Before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was a race of women, the womanoids. These vicious beasts descended upon the Earth from a portal in space time. Their long and strenous battle invoked the wrath of a mighty eel. This eel, composed of technology we could never imagine, grew to a giant size.
Jump to Random Sentence 2:
But before they could reproduce, the eel served as a tunnel from Mars to Earth.
Final Realization:
And that, is where the moon comes from. From an eel.
By the way, I'm fasting.
Thousands of years ago.
Once upon a time i was on SeaLab and i was looking for my golf balls. That bastard Eggers has them now. By me looking for them SeaLab blew up and caused a Tsunami in thailand... what a horroble day.
I don't think i did it right, however i did try though, plus its 2am. oops
one day a hippy decided to take over the world. but then he smoked some weed and forgot what he was thinking of before hand. the end.