Bah the grow up too fast. Now she's running around with a fluffy orange cat and a grey striped cat and getting fucked on our porch when we come home. I am going to throw those vile things over to the neighbors dog when I catch them. All she does now is whine by the door. I WANT MY KITTY BACK!
My cat is a slut
I, too, have had sex with your cat. Don't worry, we used protection.
*throws you to the neighbors dog*
DIE YOU FUCKING DEVIL!!!
Sorry. The dog had my baby.
You're lucky I am too poor to by guns off the street...
Don't worry. If I somehow got her pregnant, you can make reap lots of money in child support from me(those damn cats have so many kids!)
Damn right you know I will.
How do I get to your house? I really need some hot pussy.
Someone once accused my dogs of being lesbians.
dude, you seriously need shot
cats are very horny creatures, and need plenty of action to satisfy them, but thats no reason to hurt the kittens when they are born, take it out on the mother!
Jakq wrote:dude, you seriously need shot
cats are very horny creatures, and need plenty of action to satisfy them, but thats no reason to hurt the kittens when they are born, take it out on the mother!
Umm... I'm pretty sure SUCCESSOR was talking about throwing my competition with his cat over the fence, not my children.
I can only guess from your silly replacement of a noun with a verb that you are suggesting that SUCCESSOR needs a shot of some beverage. Perhaps "shot" is a slang term for "sleep" or something where you live?
This has got to be one of the funniest threads I've seen here yet. You should have the cats pay you in kitty litter before letting them near your cat, make a profit off it.
We didn't give my cat a chance. We got her fixed. 😉
dude, you seriously need shot = dude you seriously need to be shot.
There's something like it in German.
Well if he had said it in German I would not have said anything, there's not much like it in English. 😛