A Fireman came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go. From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. When I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night."
The next night he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!"
The wife promptly took off all her clothes.
When he yelled "BELL 2", the wife jumped into bed.
When he yelled "BELL 3" they began making love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4".
"What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?
"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."
suddenly I feel impotent. I hate you.
And..um...damn. That's gotta suck major. Funny nonetheless, but...still...
Gerudo: No actually abusive egomaniacal fascist women on media power-trips hurt. I say we put them back in the kitchen and get on with our lives.
SUCCESSOR wrote:Gerudo: No actually abusive egomaniacal fascist women on media power-trips hurt. I say we put them back in the kitchen and get on with our lives.
dunno what crawled up your butt and i really don't care. knock it off.
SUCCESSOR wrote:Gerudo: No actually abusive egomaniacal fascist women on media power-trips hurt. I say we put them back in the kitchen and get on with our lives.
lmao.
Well, I thought the joke was funny and that successor is a funny prick, but a prick nonetheless. And that's all that matters. What I think.
kariqual_insanity wrote:lmao.Well, I thought the joke was funny and that successor is a funny prick, but a prick nonetheless. And that's all that matters. What I think.
I love it when members get unbanned and immediately begin breaking rules. -_-
Breaker, how am I breaking the rules? Seriously, I didn't come back to start trouble.
Oh, and if it's for saying Successor is a prick, it wasn't meant as flaming. I think the kid is hilarous, contrary to what most might say.
I saw your name on the signed in user list, and I was surprised. Welcome back!
Hey it's Kari! I remember you... I think. Good to have you back.
Ah of course I'm a prick. I don't think there is a person here who would deny that.
(just to be clear my reply was not directed toward prrkitty but all women.)
ehh out of things to say.
remember: SUCCESSOR is a Prick. A prick with an all capitalized name. Remember!