Source: Neil Cavuto, FoxNews
[font=Arial] So three guys go into a restaurant: Larry, Curly, and Moe.[/font][font=Arial] Moe has the most money, so he agrees to pay up front. Larry and Curly like that.[/font]
[font=Arial]They sit down and figure, what the hell, Moe's treating, let's order the shrimp cocktail appetizer.[/font]
[font=Arial]Moe's a little surprised, but he's OK.[/font]
[font=Arial]Then Curly says his throat is parched and he�d love some wine. The finest bottle he can find: a $500 Burgundy, 1984 -- great year.[/font]
[font=Arial]Moe gulps.[/font]
[font=Arial]Larry realizes this place has the best prime rib, so he orders the Super-Duper King Rib Special.[/font]
[font=Arial]Moe gulps again.[/font]
[font=Arial]Wouldn't you know, Curly orders the exact same thing and wants to know if the waiter can throw in the lobster with that.[/font]
[font=Arial]Moe is starting to sweat.[/font]
[font=Arial]After they've all chowed down and assuming there's no way either of his tablemates could fit so much as a cup of coffee, Larry and Curly surprise Moe with a request: They want the $30 Chocolate-Cake-From-Heaven Special.[/font]
[font=Arial]Moe acquiesces.[/font]
[font=Arial]But not before Larry and Curly let him know that their dinner was a little cold and, in Curly's case, the lobster a little tough.[/font]
[font=Arial]Moe can't believe it.[/font]
[font=Arial]Then comes the bill.[/font]
[font=Arial]Moe puts on his glasses and he moans -- or is that a belch?[/font]
[font=Arial]As he writes out the credit card receipt, Larry takes a look at the tip Moe writes down.[/font]
[font=Arial]"Surely you can do better than 15 percent," he asks Moe.[/font]
[font=Arial]"Yea," says Curly. "The service was great. Don't be so cheap."[/font]
[font=Arial]"You can afford it," Larry says.[/font]
[font=Arial]"Come on rich guy," Curly chimes in. "We didn't come to this fancy restaurant to have you embarrass us."[/font]
[font=Arial]So Moe, against his better judgment, leaves a 20 percent tip.[/font]
[font=Arial]The waiter picks up the bill and sniffs: "All my hard work and a lousy 20 percent tip?"[/font]
[font=Arial]Moe is incredulous! "Twenty percent ain't too shabby, my friend."[/font]
[font=Arial]"Yea," the waiter says. "But you're rich. You can afford it."[/font]
[font=Arial]Moe is dumbstruck. He walks out the restaurant with his friends, where Larry has the nerve to tell him, "This place ain't too hot... I thought you'd take us some place nicer."[/font]
[font=Arial]"Yea," Curly added. "I was never so embarrassed until I saw that poor waiter's face and your ridiculous tip!"[/font]
[font=Arial]"But you weren't paying," Moe shouted.[/font]
[font=Arial]Larry and Curly just shrugged their shoulders: "The rich, ain't they got gall?"[/font]
[font=Arial]Lesson learned: Only in America can the rich who pay, be made to feel like stooges who don't.
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[font=Arial]Addendum, from an email to Neil:
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[font=Arial]Afterward, the restaraunt offers a $90 discount in the form of a rebate. Moe takes the money and puts it in his pocket. Larry and Curly protest, demanding their fair share. (Even though they paid nothing to begin with.)
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