10. Anna Nicole�s failed IQ tests
9. An actual autograph by Ozzy Osbourne
8. The stick that was up Al Gore�s ass.
7. Pamela Anderson�s old breat implants (they�re just water balloons filled with corn syrup)
6. A box of �Clinton� brand cigars.
5. 150 pounds of lard pumped from Carnie Wilson�s body.
4. The actual blood and semen used to make Metallica�s LOAD album cover.
3. The broken condom that helped concieve whoever created SpongeBob Queerpants.
2. Martha Stewarts used tampons. (she says the make GREAT Christmas tree ornaments!)
1. The only copy of Michael Jackson�s autobiography!
(remember the good ol� days when Jacko wasn�t so damn creapy? Huh� Neither can I�)