Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President dancing and yelling.
"What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice President inquired.
"Nothing at all, boss. I just finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!" The President beamed.
"How long did it take you?"
"Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!"
Michael Jackson got food poisioning.
He ate some five year old meat.
That joke is so old... it's usually used with blondes rather than the president, though.
Doesn't top Prrkitty's. 😃 Good, though. Jokes are always good on forums.
Both of those are BAD! but good... 😃 I've never seen either ... so thank you 😊
One of (former) President Clinton's aides drops a sheet of paper on his desk.
"What is this?" asked the (former) President.
"It's an abortion bill, sir," answered the aide.
"Okay, go ahead and pay it," replied the (former) President.