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Joke: Reindeer...

10 replies · 2,402 views · Started 07 December 2003

Here's some refreshing news:

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen - had to be a female.

We should've known! Only women, while pregnant, would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

Hahah! Good one!
I always look forward to opening GD and seeing one of your jokes Prrkitty. 😊

Well, the fact that they also fly doesn't necessarily mean anything...they're still not real.

Originally posted by MacWeirdo42
...I don't get it... :confuse2:

No, I'm not dissing it or anything, I swear, I really just don't get it.

I didnt get it the first time I read it, but the second time I did Im thinking its one of her "girls are better" jokes :blah:

nice one prrkitty
😊