if you don't then not only will masturbation help, but so will drinking beer! go figure. i know what i'll be doing tonight! preventing prostate cancer!
do you want prostate cancer?
Next time your wife asks you why the bed sheets are smelly and stained, and you're on a hangover...
Tell her it's good for the BOTH of you. 😃
Please, protect yourself from prostate cancer... and "kill kittens" (if ya know what I mean :naughty: )
Okay, wait. If masturbation and beer are so effective at fighting prostate cancer, why is it such a common form of cancer? Just curious. I'm doomed, I suppose, though, 'cause I'm not much a fan of alcohol. Does that mean I'll have to kill twice as many kittens to have the same protection as a guy who drinks?
And I thought I already had enough reasons to not drink. Yay! 😃
Moderate beer consumption reduces the risk of prostate cancer.
I need to start prevention before I'm 21, but my parents don't care about my health. I still do what I can.
Masturbation helps prevent prostate cancer? I thought it was the other way around. 😮dd:
Originally posted by Dracula
Please, protect yourself from prostate cancer... and "kill kittens" (if ya know what I mean :naughty: )
No kitty killing allowed, be nice to the kittys :P
/me spanks off in one hand while drinking a beer in another 😮dd:
If masturbation helps prevent prostate cancer, then I'm probably immune to it.😃