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Joke: Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark...

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One:
Don't miss the boat.

Two:
Remember that we are all in the same boat.

Three:
Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.

Four:
Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.

Five:
Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.

Six:
Build your future on high ground.

Seven:
For safety sake, travel in pairs.

Eight:
Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.

Nine:
When you're stressed, float a while.

Ten:
Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by
professionals.

Eleven:
No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting..