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Joke: Just Married Cook Book Entries

10 replies · 2,133 views · Started 13 November 2003

MONDAY: It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.

TUESDAY: Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Bob brought a friend home for supper.

WEDNESDAY: A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kinda of silly but I took a bath. I can't say it improved the rice any.

THURSDAY: Today Bob asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Which is what led up to Bob asking me why I was rolling around in the garden.

FRIDAY: I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put all ingredients in bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.

SATURDAY: Bob did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some reason Bob keeps counting to ten before talking.

SUNDAY: Bob's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast. All I could find was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.

GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Bob. If we could just get a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with Chocolate Moose.

Originally posted by inori
I have to say, if I were Bob, I'd like Tuesday's recipe... :naughty:

Hell yeah, if she were hot.

Do you just KNOW when people need cheering up, or is this just a coincidence?

Good Joke...that oughtta keep me goin until saturday...:lol:

Originally posted by linkofzelda1
Hell yeah, if she were hot.

Well, Bob married her... and apparently not for brains, so she must be pretty decent looking. :lol:

:rofl: ... :rofl: Dayamn, those are funny. :laughing: Mind if I tell my class? Thanks. 😉 Heh.

Chocolate Moose. She would probably skip the chocolate phase and just hope the moose came out of the oven made of chocolate. :shy:

Originally posted by inori
I have to say, if I were Bob, I'd like Tuesday's recipe... :naughty:

Exactly what I thought. Ai Yori Aoshi, baby!

(Actually, Aoi still had on an apron, but close enough... ^_^)