% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans
% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.
% rm God
rm: God nonexistent
% ar t God
ar: God does not exist
% ar r God
ar: creating God
% ^How did the sex change operation go?
^ Modifier failed.
% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.
% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
% sleep with me
bad character
% got a light?
No match.
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
% %blow
%blow: No such job.
Some of those gave me a chuckle.. Especially the God ones and the Congression $ one.
lol
Ah, all the fun things you can get commands to say. There is a shirt on Think Geek about the 'man woman' command: http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/sysadmin/5b7e/
Haha, those were good! I liked the God ones and the Congress one as well. 😊
I found a T-Shirt on unix-stuff.de (there's other cool stuff there too) that reads:
UNIX IS SEXY
[[email protected]]:
who | grep -i blonde
talk; cd ~; wine;
talk; touch; unzip;
touch; strip; gasp;
finger; gasp; mount;
fsck; more; yes;
gasp; umount;
make clean; sleep
Heh, those are cute. 😊 Too bad most of them output different errors on our Linux.
<waw@progeny: waw> sleep with me
sleep: invalid time interval `with'
sleep: invalid time interval `me'
Try `sleep --help' for more information.
<waw@progeny: waw> got a light?
bash: got: command not found
<waw@progeny: waw> man: why did you get a divorce?
bash: man:: command not found
<waw@progeny: waw> !:say, what is saccharine?
bash: :say, what is sa: substitution failed
I have a shirt that reads "$ rm -rf /bin/laden" that I got from ThinkGeek on clearance.