Ever heard of a "Frankenpizza?"

I was surprised when my father came home with a delightfully inexpensive group of cold pizzas for dinner. Just heat them up, and you've got a large selection of pizza slices for about half the price of a regular pie. All ya gotta to, is ask the guy at the counter to pick a random allottment of slices, and stick 'em in a box. The price is usually jacked down, because it's the equivelent of an unfancy night by oneself dinner. I recommend Frankenpizzas for everyone, because if you have more than one person in the family, they can get their own pizza. AND, it's less expensive. 😃