I'm sure that all of you guys have your quotes on your profiles and all but maybe you have some more. Mine I got from a Thrasher mag. "I don't watch porn, I make it." 😛imp:
Favorite Quote
I've seen some I want to add from a BBQ near me. Might add them sometime.
"Obesity - surplus gone to waist."
"Politician: Did you hear my last speech?
Voter: I certainly hope so."
"Engagement is the urge on verge of a merge."
"Everyone is more or less foolish, but some of us insist on proving it."
Mine are in my sig..
"I can't remember the last time I forgot something"
:shrug:
mine are in my signature
"It's only funny until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious." That's a quote from a shirt I have, it speaks the truth...
My second favorite would be from a bumper sticker.
"Horn broke, watch for finger."
"When life gives you lemons...shut up and eat your goddamn lemons!"
-Blonde799
Such good advice.
"Life is pain; anyone who says different is selling something."
-Dread Pirate Roberts/Wesley
Too frelling true.
"OK SO I GTO REALY ANGRY FORM READIGN STUF ONLIEN AND I PUONDED MY KEYBROAD LIEK THIS 9869866JT[' AND I PUONDED IT SO HRAD IT BROEK AND I HDA OT GO TO CIRCUT CITY AND MY MMO MAED ME BUY THE KEYBROAD MYSLEF1 BECUASE IT WSA TEH THIRD KEYBORAD I HAD BOROKE THSI YEAR AND I GTO REALY ANRGY NAD WHNE I GOT HOME I STATRED TI PUIND THE KYEBOARD REALY HARD SPO MY MOM NAD DAD HERAD IT AND THYE TYOOK ME TOO A THREPARSIST NAD HE ASKED ME QEUSTIONS AND I WUOLD ANSER NAD HE MAED ME ANGYR AND HE DIAGNOSTE ME SA A BISEXAUL POLAR BEAR11 SO I GTO REALY ANRGY NAD SAID "I AM NTO MEAT STAOUFID" AND HE SAID "WHAT SI EMTA STIFAUORS???//////" AND I WAS ANRGY THTA HE CLLAED ME THE BISXEAUL POLER BEAR NAD SO I RNA OVER TO HIS COMUPTER AND I PUOINDED ON HSI KEYBAORD LIEK THIS 80FDGF56 NAD HE RNA OVER TO ME OS I PUNHCED HIM IN TEH EYE NAD HE CLALLED SECRUITY AND THYE DETIANED ME MY PARENTS HAD TO PYA 200 DOLLRAS AND I MA GROUNDED AND I HAEV TO TAEK BISEXAUL POLAR BARE MEDICAFATIONS"
-Zelda64Gld
Come on, it's from Zelda64Gld. I shouldn't even need to post a blurb.
tee hee...blurb...
ive got another one
"when life gives you lemons, throw them back and yell- i dont want your damn lemons!!!"😃
this is necessary my favorite quote, but on the topic of funny t-shirt sayings, i saw this one kid wear a shirt that says "Sop the bus! Let my friend jack off!"