t�sup, people!!! Holy shit, it�s been a while� A few months now, huh? I dunno what�s new with you guys, but I got some new shit to tells ya all� Where to start� :confuse2:
Ok, why I haven�t been talkin� to everyone� First reason is I�ve been busy, second reason is cuz my computer decided to �blow up�� Serious, the power source on my SHITway (gateway, duh) decided one day it would puke out a bunch of sparks and kill itself� Oops. So, yeah, this was right before the 4th of July, huh? Yeah, so, it sat here on this lonely desk collecting dust �til my bro-in-law picked it up and performed open-heart surgery on it� Anywho�:cry:
The day after the fourth, if anyone remembers me tellin�, I was planning on leaving to (dum-duh-dum!) CANADA!!! So, on Independence Day, I was out at my hangout place, Sycamore Speedway, working on cars and seeing my friends race (my friend Joe flipped over� oh, and he was drunk at the time, so he, like all of us, thought it was funny) and then I left to go camping in the land of the big-red-maple-leaf (no, I didn�t camp in an igloo with beer-gulping eskimoes with mullets� Actually, that sounds like fun! Anyways)� Yeah, I had fun�:kawaii:
I was up there for about a week� No running water, no electricity, NO GAMEBOY� GYAH!!!!!!!! Still, I went swimming through a bigass river, wall climping, obstacle courses 50 feet up in the air in trees, VERTICLE obstacle course 100 feet in the air (meaning you climb ropes and two-by-fours straight up, then jump down bungee jump style) and I was a lumberjack for a day WITH A CHAINSAW!!! (weee�) Shit, and I got attacked by squirrels!!! I had tons of fun up there, and I plan on going there again when it aint so damn coOoOold out there� So, I came back home, and I wanted to tell you ALL about it� then I remembered� DAMMIT!!! :angry:
So, I continued going to Sycamore Speedway and all that good shit� Then, right before I knew it� Summer was coming to an end� So, the last 4 days of summer there was a tractor show that my dad would ALWAYS take me to� He had one of those bigass steam powered tractors that he brought up every year, and me and him built a �37 Minneapolis Moline Model Z engine together� I took that out of it�s shed and worked on it� I fixed it up, and took it there� If you can imagine a combination of a redneck festival and an old fart flea market, that�s pretty much it� Oh, and one of my best friends, Jamie, was there, so it was all good, I talked to her the whole time, and she happens to be best friends with the girl in the next paragraph (be patient, read on, and find out what I mean later)� Then, on August 18 (if you think you all started school early, kiss that) I started my Sophomore year� Fun. :eyebrow:
But, if any of you really knew me, you would know what was ALWAYS on my mind in high school� GIRLS, dammit!!! Goddamn, there are some hot freshmen this year!!! I just loved the first day of school, standing in the hall, seeing all the nice asses walk past me� But one thing really caught my eye� There was this really cute blonde girl with short hair (it was kinda spiked, so obviously she was a little punk-type) going through the hall with a broken leg and crutches� Out of all the hot babes that were there, she was the hottest, considering it didn�t look like she was having much fun anyway� I knew her from somewhere, then I remembered� I met her on Halloween a year ago when I was going out with a girl named Brianna (wait for the irony to occur)� Then, a few months after that, I met her when I was in a SINGLE status (woohoo) at my friend�s, Kate�s, house, and I had the total hots for her after that� So, I knew her, I wanted her, but what was her name? Oh yeah� BRIANA� (see, irony? BRIANNA and BRIANA� anywho)� So, my friend Jamie walks up to her, talks to her, she said something like �Where�s that hot guy that I met at Kate�s house?� then Jamie says �Who, Sean?� So, me, being a total ass in total crush with this chick, I decide to introduce myself as �the hot guy you met at Kate�s House�� Unfortuneatly, I scared her� But, in a good way cuz she wasn�t really expecting ME to talk to her at all, cuz coincedentally, it turns out she had a crush on me as well, ever since Kate�s house (she didn�t know who I was on Halloween cuz I was wearing my kickass Dracula costume, mwaahahahahaha!!! Right�) So, we got to REALLY know eachother that whole week� And by each day, I started to love her even more� She was perfect� We both have the same taste in music and whatever, she has a wonderfulk personality, AND she�s the best-looking girl in the whole school (she has a REALLY NICE ASS too)� Let me explain that one� :heart:
Okay, men� You all know that there are basically TWO main levels for a girl�s looks� We got SEXY and CUTE� SEXY, meaning nice legs, great ass, nice rack, hourglass body, something to look at, something you wouldn�t mind fucking� CUTE, meaning beautiful eyes, great smile, the way she wrinkles her nose when she jokes around with you, something to cuddle with, all the sentimental bullshit� GOT IT? Now, the perfect looking girl? A balanced combination of both CUTE and SEXY� Get my picture? This is Briana� Cute and Sexy, PERFECTION� Anyway, back on topic� :love:
Ok, I�m an ass� You know why? Cuz she drove me nuts� She drove me nuts, in a good way� I was totally in love with her� and out of nowhere, I kissed her� I gave her a long unexpected moment kiss� Then I realized �uh-oh� Why did I do that, I wasn�t thinking when I did that, she�s gonna hate me cuz she thinks I�m a horny pig trying to get down her pants, aw fuck, I fucked up again� and right when I was going on a little guilt trip� she kissed me right back, like she didn�t care� We were both nuts for eachother� (aw, how fuckin� romantic, no?) Anywho� We�ve been together for 6 weeks yesterday� I already took her to homecoming, she was the most beautiful girl in the whole damn world that night� I went out to look all spiffy and shit, and I took her out to dinner, and my god, she was the SEXIEST/CUTEST girl in the world that night� Goddamn, I love her� :kiss:
So, yeah, I�m not sure if any of you peeps noticed or not (if you didn�t, FUCK YOU� that was a joke, I�m not flaming, I still love you) I wasn�t here for my 16th birthday� Well, I�M 16 DAMMIT!!! GIMME BACK MY DIGNITY!!! GRRR!!! Ok, I�m sorry� I�m 16 now, that means I gotta get a job, get a car, get a license, all that other good shit� Yay. 😱
So, blah blah blah, then I got my computer back, and I came back to you lovely people� I didn�t leave you guys, I love you all, and I�ll make sure my �puter won�t blow up again� I promise� :blah:
SO, the moral of the story is� I�M ALIVE, DAMMIT!!!
Any questions?