A pompous minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to
Texas. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and
said, "I didn't know we had a choice!"
:laughing: Good one, Prrkitty.. Kudos. Got any more? 😉
ROFL:rofl:
I didn't know we had a choice either.😃
LMAO!
/me dies
That was great, Prr 😊
I get a lot of jokes in my email. 😊 I post them here sparingly. I'm not sure how everyone views jokes being posted. If you want more... let me know. 😊 I promise I won't flood the place though 😊
Originally posted by Prrkitty
I get a lot of jokes in my email. 😊 I post them here sparingly. I'm not sure how everyone views jokes being posted. If you want more... let me know. 😊 I promise I won't flood the place though 😊
Blah, just open up a "Prrkitty's Joke Thread!" topic, and you'll be fine. Just please keep them coming :rofl:
*Edit: 700 posts!